I Cook for People I Should Have Poisoned Tea Towel
Yes, it’s dark humor. No, it’s not serious. And yes… that’s the joke.
$12.99
Add personality and charm to every kitchen with our custom and funny TEA TOWELS — designed to make drying dishes a little more delightful. From witty quotes and holiday cocktails to farmhouse favorites and seasonal décor, each towel is made from high-quality waffle-weave cotton for style and durability.
Whether you’re gifting a friend, decorating for the holidays, or adding a touch of humor to your own home, these towels make the perfect pick-me-up. Explore Christmas, coffee, cocktail, pet, and everyday designs — all handmade with love at Graphink Fusion.
Choose Your Weapon Tea Towel
In this kitchen, the only weapons allowed are spatulas, whisks, and rolling pins.
$12.99
Don’t Make Me Poison You Tea Towel
Relax… it’s a joke. A very sarcastic, vintage-style joke.
$12.99
Don’t Worry Dishes, No One Is Doing Me Either Tea Towel
Don’t worry, dishes…you’re not alone.
$12.99
These Dishes Are Looking at Me Dirty Again Tea Towel
If looks could clean dishes…this kitchen would be spotless.
$12.99
My Love Language is Fermented Tea Towel
A towel that proves good things take time — and a little fermentation magic.
$12.99
Flour in My Hair Tea Towel
A heartfelt gift for anyone who knows that baking isn’t just a recipe — it’s therapy for the soul.
$12.99
You Mocha Me Crazy Tea Towel
Add some love (and laughs) to your kitchen with this adorable coffee-inspired towel!
$12.99
Carpe Coffee Tea Towel
Start your day with energy and a smile! Crafted from soft, absorbent waffle-weave polyester, this towel is both functional and uplifting.
$12.99
Take Life One Sip at a Time Tea Towel
Adorned with a charming French press, warm mugs, and soft lavender accents, it’s the perfect mix of inspiration and everyday elegance.
$12.99
Espresso Yourself Tea Towel
Add a splash of humor to your kitchen with this adorable coffee-themed towel!
$12.99
You Got This Tea Towel
Start your day with a little motivation (and maybe a latte or two)!
$12.99
Things Get Better with Sage Tea Towel
Perfect for drying dishes, styling your kitchen, or gifting to your favorite foodie or gardener.
$12.99
What’s Mint to Be Will Be Tea Towel
This towel is a sweet reminder that both life and cooking are best enjoyed with a sprinkle of fun (and maybe a few fresh herbs).
$12.99
I’ve Had the Thyme of My Life Tea Towel
A towel that proves every great meal — and every good laugh — takes a little thyme.
$12.99
The Kitchen Was Clean Yesterday Tea Towel
When life gets messy, this funny kitchen towel says what we’re all thinking.
$12.99
If I Have to Stir It Then it's Homemade Tea Towel
Add a dash of humor (and a pinch of truth) to your kitchen!
$12.99
I Cook Therefore You Eat Tea Towel
With its rustic skillet, red oven mitt, and wooden utensils design, it’s the perfect mix of funny and functional.
$12.99
Your Opinion is Not Part of My Recipe Tea Towel
A little sass, a lot of flavor — and zero room for unsolicited advice!
$12.99
My Cooking is So Awesome Tea Towel
Bring some laughter to your kitchen — because a little “crispy” never hurt anyone!
$12.99
Alexa Do the Dishes Tea Towel
It’s a lighthearted reminder that even if Alexa can’t do the dishes yet — at least she can cheer you on while you dry them!
$12.99
Count Memories Not Calories Tea Towel
Celebrate the joy of cooking, baking, and sharing food with our “In This Kitchen, We Count Memories, Not Calories” towel — a sweet reminder that love is the most important ingredient.
$12.99
Bake It Til You Make It Tea Towel
Crafted from soft, waffled polyester, this towel is both absorbent and durable, making it great for everyday kitchen use or simply as a cheerful decorative accent.
$12.99
Just a Girl and Her Gluten Tea Towel
A thoughtful (and funny) gift for anyone who believes happiness is homemade — and kneaded dough is true love.
$12.99
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