Some truths just need to be said. Our “You Can’t Make Everyone Happy — You Are Not Coffee” kitchen towel delivers vintage charm with a bold dose of humor, perfect for coffee lovers who understand that caffeine does the heavy lifting.

Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and playful typography, this towel adds personality to kitchens, coffee bars, and office breakrooms alike. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to hold its shape and keep the design looking crisp wash after wash.

Whether you’re gifting it or keeping it for yourself, this towel makes a statement — and probably a smile.

 Perfect for:

• Coffee lovers & caffeine enthusiasts
• Funny, relatable kitchen décor
• Coffee bars & breakroom styling
• Housewarming & hostess gifts

Details:

• Size: 18” x 28”
• Material: Polyester
• Color: White towel with multicolor vintage-style design
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made in small batches