Patience is a virtue… but this chicken is running out of it. This “Sure, Take Your Time Deciding… It’s Not Like I’m Aging Here or Anything” tea towel features a hilariously unimpressed chicken with major side-eye energy. It’s the perfect blend of humor and function—ideal for kitchens that appreciate sarcasm served daily.

Whether you’re gifting it for Valentine’s Day, Galentine’s Day, a birthday, or just because someone deserves a laugh, this towel adds personality, charm, and a whole lot of attitude to any space.

Why you’ll love it:

• Bold, sarcastic saying that gets laughs every time
• Whimsical chicken illustration with farmhouse flair
• Absorbent and functional for everyday kitchen use
• A perfect funny Valentine’s or Galentine’s gift
• Handmade in small batches with humor and heart

Because waiting is overrated—and sarcasm is timeless.

Features:

• 100% polyester waffle weave
• Soft, absorbent & quick drying
• Crisp sublimation print that won’t fade
• Lightweight but durable
• Machine washable
• Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

Specs:

• 18” x 28”
• 100% polyester waffle weave
• Sublimation print
• White towel with bold black lettering

Perfect for the impatient, the sarcastic, and the humor-loving home.