We’ve all been there. Our “I’m Just One Glass Away From Telling You What I Think” kitchen towel serves vintage sass with a splash of honesty, making it the perfect statement piece for kitchens with a sense of humor.

Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and bold, playful wording, this towel adds personality to wine bars, kitchens, and entertaining spaces. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to maintain its shape and vibrant design wash after wash — because good humor should last.

Whether you’re gifting it or hanging it proudly at home, this towel lets everyone know where the truth lives (usually near the wine).

 Perfect for:

• Wine lovers & sassy home décor
• Kitchens, bars & entertaining spaces
• Hostess, housewarming & friend gifts
• Anyone who appreciates humor with their pour

Details:

• Size: 18” x 28”
• Material: Polyester
• Color: White towel with multicolor vintage-style design
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made in small batches