Meet the sassiest chicken to ever grace a kitchen towel. She may look calm… but trust us, she’s already pecked someone in her head three times, and honestly? Same.

This premium waffle-weave tea towel brings attitude, color, and a whole lot of personality to your kitchen. Featuring a fabulously grumpy chicken in bright florals and cat-eye glasses, this towel is perfect for anyone who handles chaos with sarcasm and cute accessories.

Use it to dry dishes, hang it as décor, gift it to the friend who “holds it together” with one hairpin and a prayer — or keep it for yourself (we won’t judge).

Why you’ll love it:

• Super absorbent waffle texture

• Printed in vibrant, long-lasting color

• Soft, durable, and machine washable

• Handmade with heart in Colorado

• Guaranteed to make guests laugh (and slightly nervous)

Perfect for birthdays, hostess gifts, Mother’s Day, coworker humor, or your own “I deserve something funny” moment.

Features:

• 100% polyester waffle weave
• Soft, absorbent & quick drying
• Crisp sublimation print that won’t fade
• Lightweight but durable
• Machine washable
• Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

Specs:

• 18” x 28”
• 100% polyester waffle weave
• Sublimation print
• White towel with bold black lettering