Technically, it’s harmless… but why risk it? Our “Housework Won’t Kill You — But Why Take the Risk?” kitchen towel brings vintage humor and unapologetic honesty to your space, making it perfect for anyone who prefers lounging over laundry.

Featuring a retro-inspired illustration and playful wording, this towel adds charm and personality to kitchens, laundry rooms, and entertaining spaces. Made from durable, lightweight polyester, it’s designed to keep its shape and vibrant design looking crisp wash after wash.

A relatable favorite that makes a great gift — or a gentle reminder that chores can wait.

 Perfect for:

• Lovers of sarcastic, vintage-style humor
• Kitchens, laundry rooms & cozy spaces
• Funny housewarming or hostess gifts
• Anyone who enjoys doing nothing… expertly

Details:

• Size: 18” x 28”
• Material: Polyester
• Color: White towel with vintage-style multicolor design
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made in small batches