Bold, sassy, and absolutely hilarious — this “A recent study found women who carry a little extra weight live longer… than a man who mentions it. This tea towel is the ultimate gift for women with attitude (and accuracy).

Printed on soft, absorbent 100% polyester waffle weave, this towel adds instant personality to any kitchen. The crisp black lettering is sublimated, ensuring it stays vibrant, sharp, and won’t crack or fade with use.

Perfect for girls’ night gifts, unapologetic queens, birthday baskets, housewarming parties, or anyone who appreciates humor that hits a little too close to home

 Features:

• 100% polyester waffle weave
• Soft, lightweight & absorbent
• Permanent sublimation print
• Durable for daily use
• Machine washable
• Printed in-house by Graphink Fusion

 Specs:

• Size: 18” x 28”
• Material: 100% polyester waffle weave
• Print Method: Sublimation
• Color: White towel with bold black lettering

Perfect For:

• Women’s gifts
• Birthday + girls’ night gifts
• Housewarming baskets
• Funny kitchen décor
• Market booth bestsellers
• Anyone with a sense of humor