In this kitchen, the only weapons allowed are spatulas, whisks, and rolling pins.

This “Choose Your Weapon” kitchen tea towel is a lighthearted, illustrated take on cooking confidence. Featuring beautifully detailed kitchen tools adorned with soft floral accents, this design blends farmhouse charm with playful humor—perfect for cooks who know their way around the kitchen.

Meant as a fun, tongue-in-cheek phrase, this towel celebrates the tools of the trade every home chef loves. Both decorative and functional, it’s absorbent, durable, and made for everyday kitchen use or stylish display.

Perfect for:

• Home cooks & bakers
• Farmhouse or cottage-style kitchens
• Housewarming & hostess gifts
• Cooking enthusiasts & foodies
• Anyone who rules the kitchen with style

Because in the kitchen, your tools say everything.