Because we all know who’s really in charge. Our “I Don’t Have to Listen to You, You’re Not My Dog” tee brings the perfect mix of sass, humor, and pet-lover pride. With its clean design and comfy fit, it’s a guaranteed conversation starter for anyone who proudly puts their pup first.

Made from a lightweight cotton blend, this tee is soft, breathable, and perfect for walks, errands, or lounging with your furry best friend.

Details:
• Premium cotton-blend fabric for all-day comfort
• Available in unisex and women’s sizing (S–XXL)
• Professionally printed design for long-lasting color
• Great gift for dog moms, dads, and pet-obsessed friends

Because unless you bark or wag your tail… we’re not taking orders.